There is officially something wrong with me. For some strange psychological reason that should probably be treated with a heavy amount of prescription drugs, when a Facebook ad popped up for an online baby generator I immediately thought: “I wonder what would happen if I had baby with the pulled pork sandwich from yesterday” (scroll down if you didn’t read that post). Here’s what Make Me Babies says he would look like:

This proves two things: (a) I need to go back to school – I’ve already gotten significantly stupider – and (b) that baby generator is worthless – our child would be significantly cuter.